What South London says.

“Boiler died on the coldest morning of the year. Marcus was here in 90 minutes, diagnosed a stuck diverter valve, had the part on the van. Heating back on before lunch. No upsell, no drama.”

“Mixer tap had been dripping for six weeks and I’d been ignoring it. Booked online Tuesday, fixed Wednesday morning. New cartridge, flat £85, gone in 30 minutes.”

“Old wired-fuse board kept tripping when the oven and kettle ran together. Imran did a full RCD consumer unit upgrade over two days, certificate emailed the same night. Lights stay on now.”

“11pm on a Saturday, water coming through the kitchen ceiling. Called and someone was at the door by midnight. Found it was the upstairs flat’s shower waste, sorted both sides by 1am. Lifesavers.”

“Ohme 7kW install on the driveway. Chloe surveyed Monday, installed Friday. Spent 10 minutes after explaining the off-peak tariff so I actually save money. Proper.”

“Locked out at 7am with a 9am meeting. Quoted on WhatsApp, here in 45 minutes, new anti-snap cylinder fitted, door tested. Made the meeting. Calm and competent.”

“Cold spots on every radiator, top floor freezing. Power flush plus three new TRVs over a long day. Heating bill down £40 a month since. Should have done it years ago.”

“Cistern wouldn’t flush properly and the seal had gone. New flush valve, re-siliconed the base, all in under an hour. Texted before, texted after. Polite, clean, done.”

“Two IP-rated sockets for the garden shed plus an outside light. Tested the whole circuit before leaving. Certificate by morning. Worth every pound.”

“A kitchen island and four wardrobes I’d been avoiding for months. Dan turned up at 9, finished by 5, including disposing of the boxes. I just made the tea.”

“Needed an EICR before a tenant moved in Friday. Booked Tuesday, inspected Wednesday morning, full report in my inbox by 9am Thursday. Two minor remedials priced clearly. Easy.”

“Stain spreading on the ceiling and the upstairs flat insisted it wasn’t them. SwiftFix found it was a pinhole on a hidden pipe ABOVE my flat. Repaired both sides in one visit. Saved a feud.”